My cousins are over, and my aunt feels that she has the right to cook (my mother is not in the country at the moment) and that's fine with me, except for the fact that she just pretty much throws stuff in.
Like last night she made "fried rice," not with the normal stuff, but with Green Onion Pancakes (not what it sounds like) and ground beef that I cooked for when they leave, not to be thrown in rice. And the eggs, don't even get me started (too bad, you just did) she put wine in them. Wine? In eggs? It was pretty disgusting. And coming from me, that says a lot cause I never call food gross. But... it was pretty unpassable.
I guess that she only meant good, though. So I will stop complaining.