Today I finally got to pick up my newspaper before seventh period, but Mr. Grass said, "Wait, why do you get to get the first paper? Just an ordinary eigth grader... Someone else should be worthy of it!"
"Okay, then I'll just wait here till someone gets one."
L-Hollers came to my rescue and took one, so then I got the second one.
Once I got to Mrs. Tail's room she wanted a paper, too. So back I went to Mr. Grass.
He looked at me wierd and I explained that I was filling an order. He didn't believe me and told me to go away. Then his bodyguard, Key, turned around and started making moaning noises at me. He kept coming forward until I was just a little bit out the doorway and he was blocking it.
"Um... Key... can I have one?"
"MWWWUUUUUUH!!!!!! MWUH!!!!!!!"
"Key... Please. Can I have one?"
"MUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Finally he randomly walked away and I got one. Then Mr. Grass asked, "Where are you going with that?"
"Mrs. Tail wants one."
"Mrs. Tail... as in the one in the B building?"
"Yeah."
"Are you her aide?"
"Yeahhhh..."
"Do you want to deliver some newspapers over there?"
"YES!!"
"Okay. Hold out your arms."
So he gets a hundred pack and hands it to me, looks at it, thinks out loud, then piles on more.
"About two hundred... Does that look like enough?"
I don't say anything. Rodden says, "Yeah, I think so."
So off I go on my last mission to deliver newspapers.
I give the first one to Mrs. Tail, then tell her I have to deliver.
Basically the process is-
"How many kids are in this class?"
"Twenty-four, including me, so twenty-five."
"Okay."
*counts out twenty-five papers and hand it to teacher*
Some teachers didn't even seem to notice me, but I knew they saw me. Way to ignore. I had to count the desks. I had to interrupt the fifth graders, who were all in one room watching a movie.
Then I do my Mrs. Tail work, which included delivering MORE papers for the future patrols. Meaning I had to interrupt the movie again. Then RIGHT as I left the room, the movie ended. And a kid said, "That was swell!"
Swell.
SWELL.
WHAT PERSON WOULD STILL USE THE WORD 'SWELL'??
That's basically the end of the story.
