In one of my classes, there's this girl who is SUCH a flirt.
She thinks WAY too highly of herself. Her exact words-- "I'm funny, I'm crazy, I'm so much fun... I'm anything that a person could be!"
Yeah, have you tried ANNOYING?
So she's been trying to hit up on all the guys in the class.
And she has failed. Some failures were more embarrassing that others. Here's how one conversation went--
"So... you going to the Homecoming dance?"
"Huh, well, it's not like I would ask you to dance with me, so why should you even care?"
Ouch.
So today she came to her last guy to try out.
I don't even know how I noticed, I just kinda looked over, and she was WAY up in his personal space. And then I didn't care, cause that's not my problem, then when I looked over again she was holding his hand.
And, um, isn't there something wrong here, cause they've never spoken before.
And the look on his face?
"I don't even want to talk to you. Stop holding my hand."
I guess she can't read facial expressions at ALL cause then she leaned over and...
The guy's face changed to, "You kidding me? No way."
And after ten seconds when the girl FINALLY realized nothing was happening, she asked, "Aren't you going to kiss me?"
His response?
"No."
I was laughing SO hard on the inside. I didn't laugh out loud cause I didn't want her to know I was watching.
Total humilation for her!
And... for that girl--
EPIC FAIL!!!!
