Dear world,
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope. What are you going to do when I die?!
Sincerely, Kevin Bacon.
Dear tourists,
Go <3 your own city.
Sincerely, NYC.
Dear boyfriend,
Now that you work at Subway, you can make ME a sammich.
Sincerely, amused girlfriend
Dear vampires,
Aren't you worried about AIDS?
Sincerely, curious.
