Okay. I was holding my cat. Someone *ahemGRANDPAahem* dropped a metal pot lid, which made a really loud noise.
Little Prissy Princess Kitty-Kins here gets all scared and digs her claws into my stomach.
So?
Next thing she does is jump.
Or attempt to jump.
Because you can't jump off someone very well if your claws are sunk into them, right?
Yeah. Unless you make it painful for them. Which she succeeded in doing. And somehow managed to get 22 marks on me.
It's not as bad as it sounds, but CATS SHOULDN'T BE SO VICIOUS!!!!!!