My friend is pretty swept off her feet by a guy, and she's telling me about the events of the night unfolding. And I'm coming up with AWFUL pickup lines she should say. Here they are. (For the record, these are just for my records.
It goes her, then me.
Her: IT'S JUST US STUDYING NOW! AAHHHAHAHHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!
Me: turn to him and say "can I study your face"
Her: I aam alughing so hard
Me: "I'm having a really hard time understanding science. Idk can you help me? Can you explain the physics behind your face?"
Her: MIA STOP PLZZ. I am actually attempting my chemistry homework
Me: "I didn't understand what chemistry was until i met you." SAY IT
Her: watching him stare at the screen in deep concentration is killing me I tell you
Me: wave your hand in front of his screen. "Hey. Eyes over here."
Her: MIA I Can't. I'm laughing too hard.... He's curiously looking at meteorology books
Me: say "This is how the weather works: rain falls for the ground. I fall for you." Say that.
Her: lolol he says "A BOOK ABOUT CLOUDS WHAT?"
Me: "It's funny that you're looking at that book because when I'm with you, my head is in the clouds." Now draw a head on the clouds and look at him meaningfully.
Her: At the beginning we were standing on the opposite sides of the elevator each floor we went up but by the end, we were standing right next to each other.
Me: standing at opposite sides, you should have said "...opposites attract"
Her: and we looked at maps...
Me: you shoulda said "you must be good at maps because you navigated the one to my heart"
Her: We had rubber band wars
Me: aww cute but painful. you shoulda said "ow that one hurt. but love hurts."
Her: we were breathing on each other at one point and I was like "IDK WHAT TO DO."
Me: you shoulda said... "you're breathtaking."
I like that last one the best.Stay posted.
