One of my track friends (she's a junior) always talks about her boyfriend. I didn't know who he was, just that his name was Robert, that he had a buzz cut, and he had glasses. Today, I saw them walking together for the first time and I yelled, "ROBERT!! HI!!!!!" and he just looked over, reaaaaaally confuzed. Then he asked, "How do I even know you?"
You don't, Robert.
You don't.
