Ch1k3n and I went outside just not to throw rotten peaches (not to the squishy-rotten point). I took one to throw, and I chunked it across the yard, aiming for the compost. Instead, I missed by about ten yards and it crashed into tree branches. How do we know this? Birds came dashing out of the tree.
I went back, picked it up, and threw it again-- into the neighbor's yard!
Ch1k3n laughed, but then... he accidentally did the same thing!
You're welcome, neighbors... at least they're the nice neighbors who actually say hi to us.