So some of you might know that Mr. Plard and his friend went to a restaurant to take on a challenge to eat a 28" pizza in less than 30 minutes.
Apparently, his friend ordered bacon for a topping, and... there was a lot of bacon. And it was filling. So his friend gave up very early and left Plard to finish.
Which he didn't, sadly...
His wife was telling him to swallow and not chew, but that would choke him, wouldn't it?
And other people were playing "Beat It" by Michael Jackson but it was changed up by Wierd Al Yanchovick to "Eat It."
Anyway.
He didn't finish the pizza. Sadly.
And meanwhile I was failing with my orchestra.
