Today this kid in church raised his hand and flat out said, "Just in case some of you know, I don't believe in God. I don't care what you think about me, that's your problem. And if you'll criticize me, you're being hypocritical, cause you're supposed to be trying to help me."
...*awkward silence*...
Teacher: "Um... so what were the games we linked to our lessons in the past weeks?" trying to move the subject...