Today I almost burned... well, scratch that, I DID burn something.
Okay, so I was making dinner (last day that I have to do that) and there was something on the bottom of the pan. So the fire's right there, burning it all out. When I finally realize that the fire's not turning yellow for no reason, and there's smoke rolling up off the edge of the pan, it's kinda... late.
I turn the stove off immediately, and then what do I do?
Run outside to hide from the smoke alarms.
Then Ch1k3n starts yelling at me, saying that it's not helping that I'm not opening windows with him. So we opened pretty much every window downstairs, and the smoke alarms didn't go off. Mission accomplished!