I found this HILARIOUS MLIA:
Today, while walking down the street, a little girl of about 5 ran up to me, grabbed my hand, and pulled me along until we reached her mother reading at a café. The little girl cried, "Look, mommy, look! Look what I found! Can I keep him? Huh? Pleeeaaaaase?" The mother looked up for a second, sighed, then turned back to her book, saying, "He's not yours, Sarah, go put him back where you found him." They made my day. MLIA
