So Elizabeth and I were massaging each other just for fun or whatever and so we would each do it for 5 minutes at a time. Once after she massaged me I completely slacked off and didn't want to get up and massage her, so I just pretended (doing a bad job) that I was asleep. Didn't work. She starts to pick me up by my arms (which, by the way, were painfully twisted backwards) and dropping me chin first on the hard bed. That didn't work, so then she started tickling me. Which made me make these sick cow noises. And then, last AND least- PULLING MY HAIR OUT! Literally, she PULLED out MANY strands of hair!
Which made me wake up.
